Hello Darling!
Looking for a grand ole time? You’ve come to the right place. Yes, I am a natural born brunette with a fiercely wild heart and the carpet does match the drapes! I am as crazy fun as it gets, so I promise you will have a bitchin’ memorable time in my company. My name is Melody and even though I am only 26 years old, do not let that fool you. I have an old soul and can hold an unbelievably amazing conversation.
And, crazy fun I am…. if you think blondes are fun, brunettes are so much naughtier! After all, you are not here to look for a bride. You are here all in the sake of having the time of your life with the perfectly wild lady to share that memory with. I can be that marvelously lucky lady to escort you on an adventure of a lifetime.